Jon Garvey

Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around

You’re such a Jon Garvey

by Zoe Lavalamp October 17, 2019

Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.

“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”

by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021

Jon

He is most likely a step dad who is a great one. always has time for u and what’s to do things with u. Help with homework and loves to fish and taught u a lot about it and over all is a great person.

You: “ want to do something today”
Jon: “ want to go fishing”

by Danica brown January 15, 2021