by Tastycakecat May 23, 2019

by BradBuddy August 4, 2010

by eatyoass January 17, 2019

by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
by crabify October 2, 2021

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.
Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!
I love you <3
Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!
I love you <3
by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. A guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge dick and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very cocky at times
girl #1: "omigod, last night was so amazing"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"
by poopface123 July 24, 2012
