Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 9, 2010

Frating green

The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.

The walls were frating green

by A frood February 6, 2018

green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife

MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 7, 2016

nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.

Look at that guy

What a Nathan green

by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Elliott Green

Despite Elliott Green's small stature, he has a big heart.

And a comedically large Lego collection.

He's that guy from primary/elementary school who'd bring in the coolest toys.

Guy 1 - "Look at tha goofy ahh Elliott Green all short n' stuff, could legit curl him"
Guy 2 - "Dont be a twat"

by Roboscruffy May 13, 2023