Skip to main content

Dumpster Diving

Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)
You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.
by Mels Belles December 20, 2010
mugGet the Dumpster Diving mug.

squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
mugGet the squirrel dive mug.

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
mugGet the Scuba dive the Titanic mug.

The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.
Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"
by TheNewt June 14, 2019
mugGet the The dive mug.

fear of diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards
by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023
mugGet the fear of diving boards mug.

Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
by FromDust April 15, 2023
mugGet the Olympic Diving mug.

Dive-hug

To continuously dive forward into a hug.
I dive-hugged my boyfriend while he was sleeping.
by h0shigata May 20, 2014
mugGet the Dive-hug mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email