Shooty bum

A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically

Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!

Me : just had really bad shooty bum

by Jolly shmoe June 26, 2020

bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.

Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.

by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009

bum a dart

Asking someone for a cigarette.

1: Hey man can I bum a dart?
2: Sure *hands cigarette*
1: Thanks man

by Rip 905 November 27, 2019

parm bum

A parm bum is basically a saggy buttock that looks like someone took a chicken parmesan and lifted it up sideways so that all the sauce and cheese slid off slowly. This is what a parm bum looks like.

Manager: I was gonna tap that ass last time but then my employee had a parm bum so I had to get out of that warehouse.
Random Stranger: What?????? Weird flex but okay.

by EWITSACHEEGRUM November 28, 2018

jiggy bum

bum that begs at one of the jersey city overpasses and they call him jiggy bum cause his clothes always look new and hes begging for money .. sometimes the clothes are more updated (street wise) than what you are wearing

Why's that jiggy bum all up in my face? His threads is better than mines, dang...

by techu January 16, 2008

island bum

Island lover with no job and the freedom to hop around the islands. Probably lives on a boat and catches own food.

We are going to cruise the Caribbean on our boat and become island bums.

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK

Bum Babies, C.K.

by Bum baby April 29, 2021