bottle ass fuck

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman

****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked

by bottle ass fucked bitch June 16, 2010

Baby Bottle

Slang for beer. Usually used to refer to a person's (who's addicted to drinking beer) beer bottle.

person 1: That's his baby bottle!
person 2: Wait, what?
person 2: Why did you call it a baby bottle?
person 1: Because he could never be without it just like how a baby can never be without its bottle.

by poisonroll January 22, 2018

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

bottle rocket cock

An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.

She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014