bat cave

the crotch area of a baggy pair of jeans, referring specifically to the wide open space where your nuts are free to dangle.

dude, skinny jeans suck ass. you've got your nuts all squished up in your skinny jeans, while my nuts are living in the fucking bat cave!

by freeballer1234 April 28, 2009

bat carcass

like a large runny piece of excrement that won't vacate the anal area
but fun none the less always willing to hang around. cute awesome funny

ur mum is like a bat carcass
my bum is like a hot rock botto....basically my arse is on fire...i've got a bat carcass

by bumnerial disease October 21, 2009

Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.

Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010

Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010

Bat Fuel

The Most Expensive Powerfull and Eficiant Fuel for ANYTHING

Does this cab run on Premium, Diesal, OR BAT FUEL

by mike98727394897293847 January 24, 2009

bat fest

short way of saying batty /gay /homo

"Yo this is a straight bat fest up in hurrr"

by peroxideandnicotine October 16, 2008

Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.

“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”

by Young Jazo December 5, 2019