Stonedoubt syndrome

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.

OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

by stonepac April 3, 2022

vbx syndrome

The Vbx syndrome is the condition where a person is un-phased by all their surroundings and are in a state of numbness where they listen to ONE song on repeat/loop for hours on end without any concern for time, boredom and enjoy doing it.

hey bro you've been listening to Rockstar by DaBaby for hours? you got the Vbx Syndrome?

by Omz July 2, 2020

Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

chlycomitisondro syndrome

if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !

anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”

lucas: “mia and summer.”

anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”

by miaod07 October 6, 2019

GCSE syndrome

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.

Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"

by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019

fildez syndrome

Looking drunk,stoned, hungover or all three without being so.

After having less than four hours of sleep last night but with ten cups of coffee, I must say I've got the fildez syndrome.

by David Shum January 28, 2008

Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work

oh god you have Chris Syndrome

by xjessellison November 27, 2020