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J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 23, 2011
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j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes
by urgurg May 15, 2009
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J Live

A way of life that revolves around the J Live Pack.
If you like Ronnie J , you’ll LOVE Ronnie J Live.
Damn! This J Live Pack is hitting different!
by Floppyfish6788 May 8, 2022
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knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.
stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever
by thatruth34 January 1, 2008
mugGet the knee-jmug.

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.
Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane
by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018
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j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.
dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."
by ego-tripper August 1, 2009
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
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