Sour Zucchini

When you eat a Zucchini that a woman has previously fucked herself with.

My mom made zucchini bread with a zucchini that my sister had fucked herself with, No wonder why it tasted sour What a Sour Zucchini

by goobsnoob August 26, 2024

Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

hide the zucchini

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green

You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini

by Skylanderscollector March 3, 2024

Zucchini

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”

by WeirdAF December 1, 2020

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

hide the zucchini

A comment made by Tony Stark in “Avengers: Age of Ultron” regarding Hulk and Black Widow

You might have seen “the gif”

"I Hope You And Banner Aren't Playing Hide The Zucchini"

by Skylanderscollector June 22, 2024