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zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.
Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..
by geizilla January 5, 2014
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Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.
You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.
by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018
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Zecchino

An ugly cunt literal learners who can't write what buttons they pushed because there daddy didn't fuck there mommy right and is a dumb slut.
Jeez that girls acts like such a Zecchino
by manch2010 March 25, 2010
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Zucchini

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.
by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015
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zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.
by jeardon69 July 6, 2008
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zuchinno

not exactly sure...u havta make ur own definition for it...but its nothing like a zuchinni
i shall ride my zuchinno over there.
by zuangeethman April 27, 2009
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zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's
Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)
by Jesus May 13, 2005
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