Zayn Malik

Undeniable sex god. He is thought to be very vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down a rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness. He is extraordinarily talented and is better known as DJ Malik or Bradford Boi. His favorite saying is "VAS HAPPENIN?!" He was born in Bradford, the city of gods. He is perfectly imperfect and directioners (mainly from Tumblr) will personally come to your house and kick your ass if you believe otherwise. We ARE the deadliest of all fandoms.

Directionator: Zayn Malik is so hot, too bad he sucks at singing.
Doctor: So, she jumped into ten knives?

by letmalikyouupanddown April 15, 2012

Zayn Pain

Internal pain or feelings of deep sadness and hurt conflicted or brought on by singer/god Zayn Malik.

"What's wrong man?"
"Nothing much, just a bad case of Zayn Pain."
"Shit, God help you bro."

by ellietalk June 20, 2015

Zayn Malik

He is the Hottest member of One Direction (that's a fact), The KING of highnotes, One of the greatest male artists of this generation. SEXY AF. THE BEST PERSON ALIVE.

Who is that hot guy that can sing really high notes?
Oh that's Zayn Malik.

by Zaynshairdye May 10, 2021

Zayn Malik

An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.

Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!

by mrahaha November 15, 2010

Zayn Malik

He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.

Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik

by BillyBobSaget July 5, 2012

Zayn Malik

Zayn Malik is what you call Jesus. His high notes are almost as high as him and Zayn could be covered in camel poo and still look hot af. Zayn malik is another word for perfect.

"How does this dress look?"
"Omg its so Zayn Malik"
"It must look hella good them"

by ZaynMalikIsGod November 3, 2014

zayn malik

the man who redefines ‘perfection’. he’s actually beautiful, and has such a big heart, even though he won’t admit it. he’s a legendary singer, writes songs like a pro and is also, while being impossibly hot, the cutest and softest little bean.

zayn malik is one guy to die for

by apeaceofcake March 20, 2019