Zak

Useless, heartbroken, heartless, unloved, lonely, hopeless, worthless, stupid, pointless, dumb as shit, nobody.

Omfg, Zak is no hopeless..UGH

by Zak_Attack August 11, 2017

Zak

Zak is an okay dude but is the next level of annoying...like go f*ck yourself dude. Anyway, he is ugly, ANNOYING, horrible person and only an okay friend

I don't like them so f*ck off Zak

by kenna134 March 17, 2018

Zak

An autistic homosexual also known as a vegetable

Zak

by 102818 June 27, 2019

Zak

A gay way to spell Zach

Hi, my name is Zak

Don't you mean Zach?

No.

That's gay.

by Zak hater September 9, 2012

Zak

A fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. Zak thinks he can get loads of girls but really can't. Zak is a small ugly creature. No one likes Zak.

'Hey he seems cool'

'No! He's a Zak'

by Sophie567 August 14, 2016

Zak

Gay

Zak is gay

by Yandori November 5, 2019

Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013