Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"
by lexicontraband November 3, 2011
Get the equally yoked mug.Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010
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by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009
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"Sup Yukester? Can you not yuke on my carpet this time?"
"Sup Yukester? Can you not yuke on my carpet this time?"
by Ross_of_all_bosses January 14, 2008
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That guy is yoked
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