youtub

A site dedicated to those making home vids of demselves in da tub

Rub a dub a dub three vids on youtub.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

youthanise

The process of making somewhere more youthful, marketing an environment for a younger target audience.

Students help youthanise this city.

by gerost July 16, 2016

fuck youtp

When two people hate each other a whole lot, and it's common knowledge, so everyone just begins to "ship" it.

"Gosh, it's like they can't stop fighting."
"It's official, they're my fuck youtp."

by Prxblematic December 20, 2016

Dead youth

A person who acts like he’s 70 in his 20s.

He’s a right Dead youth him stays locked up wanking in his room.

by DarcyCampbell September 21, 2018

Fountain of youth

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020

Youtooz

A company that makes cool internet people figures and is run by a cool guy that answers dms from loyal customers

The CEO of Youtooz is a cool guy

by TheHentaiGod September 1, 2019