Yonk

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My Bluetooth adapter took one whole yonk to arrive

by Donkeeeh April 29, 2020

Yonking

Means really good.

Is that ‘bussing, kyle?’. ‘No bro, it’s yonking!’.

by m0rgan4 August 29, 2021

Yonk

What it sounds like you’re doing.. yonk aka throw up.

“Oh my god I’m going to yonk”

by Lelebean November 28, 2021

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

by FleshMall June 9, 2021