Wrecking Ball

The new Russian national anthem after their humiliating defeat at the hands of Ukrainians.

Yuri: Comrades, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem

Audience: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in…
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me (sad face, sad face)

by Barok Espinoza May 5, 2022

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025