Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
by TruthHasIt October 30, 2014
by oow nedyah February 09, 2023
Diving to the ground and pretending the most serious of injury after being nudged. Often seen during futbol matches. This can also be done in other situations in order to benefit from the slightest bit of injury.
John was world cupping the shit out of that paper cut at work today. He got to leave work early to go to the emergency room but we all know he just wanted to get an early start on Friday Happy Hour at the pub.
by chipf701 July 07, 2012
During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014
by I Swallow Your Come July 23, 2024
A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.
“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
by N00N13 February 10, 2023
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018