Woodchuck

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

Arctic Woodchuck

When you are only attracted to white guys.

Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.

by Sir.K September 11, 2015

woodchucker

an animal that chucks wood

"how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck had wood? (idk the rest)

by vxznz October 1, 2023

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025