woke

When you look at the simplest thing and call it racist because you want black people to be victims. Other minorities don't matter. - a black conservative

Liberal: Look at this white guy with dreads! Racist!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!

by RapistVapist July 25, 2020

Woke

Woke means you are a loser

Donald Trump: "you know what woke means, it means you're a loser... everything woke turns to sh*t"

by old white male June 6, 2022

Woke

Using an improper word in an incorrect tense to attempt to attach some worldly signifigance to a person or object (books, screenplay, etc.) so that one appears to be "hip." In actual fact, this usage shows one's ignorance and inability to use words and feelings to express oneself properly.

A celebrity guest on Talking Dead used "woke" to describe the episode of The Walking Dead when elightened or relevant may have made better choices. Keep in mind that this is a fictional show about Zombies.

by August Strindberg May 13, 2018

Woke

To be awake/illuminated to the most important topics of human existence. These topics are what people are going to read about 100 years from now, things like the American power elite, Donald Trump/Jared Kushner, perpetual warfare, applied quantum physics, advanced AI, aliens, the next world war, nuclear proliferation etc, not stupid shit like affirmative action or utterly meaningless LGBT identity struggles. People who claim to be woke on the latter examples are idiotic charalatans who are still asleep and who will be forgotten by the pages of history (cough SJWs cough).

Being a SJW doesn’t make you woke, understanding the tides and nuances of historical, spiritual and scientific destiny makes you woke.

by Cancerontheassofscience December 5, 2018

woke

not asleep

i stay woke

by BackWood Lover1 April 23, 2017

Wokeness

Wokeness is the politicisation of Ethnicity, Gender, Nationality and Race to utilise them as debate tools agaisnt the political opposition of the political movement using it. Used nearly solely by the political left.

The labour party is a prime example of wokeness.

by Korruqt January 29, 2021

Woke

Someone from "Woke"-ingham England

Dude, is she Woke?
Yeah, she's pretty insight-
No, is she like from "WOKE"-ingham, England?
Uh, maybe?
Because that's what "WOKE" means.
...
That she's from "WOKE"-ingham, England.
...
Otherwise she's not "WOKE"
...
Because that's all that "WOKE" means

by Chew6Gum December 26, 2017