The Wife

When you have a partnership as in a business and all partners are equal but there is always someone who has a little more control than the others and that is the wife of the partnership. Term also works in other groups such as friendships, etc.

All 13 partners have an equal share in the company, but everyone knows Mr. Smith is the wife.

by Clovis NL October 22, 2008

Wifed

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

Wife

Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph

Karen is Plankton's wife, or Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

by RandomUsername776 February 13, 2019

Wife

A man's personal sandwich artist.

Wife: I'm going to the kitchen.

Me: Cool, bring me a sandwich, bitch.

by Thatotherguyfromthestore February 10, 2010

Wife

A bunny rabbit who stole my breath away when she charged through the school doors to literally chase the sunset. The one whose ooey-gooey Hershey drop chocolate eyes I could get lost in for all time. My shahzadi. A living breathing angel. Hotter than the open flame of the bunsen burner we broke test tubes next to. The one who says she will make me an honest woman by marrying me, the forever blushing bear, in pixie hollow. My beautiful bully, my blushing bride, my notorious S.I.G.

My wife gave me the teenage romance of my dreams, and for that and not that alone, I love her very very much. Je t'aime, mon ange.
-Nora

by coffin for head of state April 11, 2020

wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

by Xathian June 1, 2009