Wetty

Dishing out banter and not being able to take any him or herself.

The GUSA president is a wetty.

by GUSA President-elect June 19, 2015

The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

by C.Mints October 14, 2016

Wetty

Someone with a wet personality, clingy, boring, wont leave you alone or enjoy life.

Can you hear Sammy crying in the distance? Wow what a wetty.

by dbrunt July 10, 2018

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

wetty

Someone who is stupid, dumb, or retarded

Omg mate you're such a wetty

by Strongbow746 June 1, 2018

Wetty

Someone who is extremely wet

Alex is such a wetty

by Alextaylor23 June 2, 2018

Wetty

An absolute nonce

What a wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019