Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
by Big RM October 05, 2018
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The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.
So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.
by C.Mints October 14, 2016
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Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"
Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins
by Gage2003A3 March 07, 2020
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it
“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
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Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.
Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!
by Theunassumingkiwi March 26, 2016
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Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life
"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty
by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020
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