The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
Get the Dyslexic Wet Willymug. by Harthroth November 8, 2019
Get the invisible wet williemug. when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011
Get the wet willy jr.mug. When two people are having sex (doggy style) and the one in the back puts their pinky in their mouth and proceeds to give their partner a "wet willy" while the long, thrusting.
I was hittin it from the back, and I noticed I had some chip crums on my finger , so I licked it clean and thought to myself, "hey its the perfect time for a extra wet willy!"
by Wet&wild69 November 12, 2017
Get the extra wet willymug. When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.
Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.
by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010
Get the Wet Willy Wonkamug. by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022
Get the Western Wet Willymug. While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.
Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.
by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007
Get the Wet Willy Turnpikemug.