weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

weaker

Adjective used particularly in Northern Irish slang language
Used to describe something that is brilliant

Aye mate, that there football top's weaker

by jsmithweyyy April 6, 2007

the weakerthans

A band with meaningful lyrics. Often melancholy, and very addicting.

"Terrified of telephones and shopping malls and knives, and drowning in the pools of other lives, rely a bit too heavily, on alcohol and irony."
Aside
-The Weakerthans

by Rebecca August 14, 2004

Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.

Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.

by DDT4U October 14, 2012

I AM NOT WEAK

The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.

Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.

Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!

by Fedora the Explorer December 31, 2017

assault weapon

An amorphous term coined by those who support gun control. Applied to semi-automatic weapons that cosmetically resemble fully automatic firearms.

When gun manufacturers began making these so-called assault weapons without the things that made them look menacing, the gun grabbers cried that a "loophole" was found. Well, duh...they would be the last to see that the changes were cosmetic in nature.

by tradesman February 9, 2005