When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 06, 2022
A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything
Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"
Plumber two:
- good job!
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"
Plumber two:
- good job!
by Bossfucker October 15, 2020
by illuminatijoe666 March 31, 2016
You don't have them.
It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.
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