A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.
Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.
Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
by The Hungarian T-Bird December 6, 2011
v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.
It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.
by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008
when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"
by kwheezy February 23, 2008
a football team made up of fuckin assholes that likes to win only with corruption with 2 players founded to be positive for drugs in 1 season. ASS-HOLES!
by xaplos May 20, 2003
A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010
Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009
When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
by VeryCold April 2, 2010