desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 5, 2020

Joshua Wanders

Joshdub’s first and last name.

..but where did he go?

Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.

by MichaelsHoles January 27, 2023