Vortex of Fuck

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.
by Rubymonster September 09, 2017
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vortex club

A club in schools that mostly consists of spoiled/rich/popular people
i cant believe they added a stupid vortex club to school
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Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
by Blast-08 September 11, 2008
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Internet Vortex

When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
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Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen
My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.
by TheMoeyJaxter March 23, 2015
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Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 08, 2007
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vortex

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.
"Today I got f@ck all work done, just chatted on the tex all arvo!!"
by Stouzo October 16, 2003
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