Definitions by Stouzo

halfie 

When a bloke gets a half a boner whilst watching a skanky hoe dancing in a $2 strip joint. The halfie is very likely to occur to sexually frustrated men at buck's parties.

Hammo barred up a halfie!!!

halfie by Stouzo April 14, 2005

vortex 

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.

"Today I got f@ck all work done, just chatted on the tex all arvo!!"

vortex by Stouzo October 15, 2003