halfie

When a bloke gets a half a boner whilst watching a skanky hoe dancing in a $2 strip joint. The halfie is very likely to occur to sexually frustrated men at buck's parties.
Hammo barred up a halfie!!!
by Stouzo April 15, 2005
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vortex

Any number of people greater than 2 that engage in group e-mail conversation within the hours of work.
"Today I got f@ck all work done, just chatted on the tex all arvo!!"
by Stouzo October 16, 2003
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