When you think you're about to babysit one kid but find out, upon arrival , that there are five. AND....you find out you may be expected to make play clothes out of old drapes.
by Ghost Turd Writer March 09, 2010
by blanket rag man March 24, 2021
Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".
by Toast January 21, 2005
A Chicago rapper from the same hood as chief keef "oblock" on the Southside of Chicago.
Known for the songs Problems, Crazy story, exposing me.
King von is a Black disciple (BD). King von and his music group "otf" beef with rival gangs like FBG & bricksquad.
Known for the songs Problems, Crazy story, exposing me.
King von is a Black disciple (BD). King von and his music group "otf" beef with rival gangs like FBG & bricksquad.
by Westside of chiraq nigga April 08, 2019
(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
by Kingsfr October 22, 2007
Amelia: "Omg, Von Lycaon!11! Hot daddy maiden wolf WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"
Josh: "This is why you get no boyfriends"
Josh: "This is why you get no boyfriends"
by Margooguss August 18, 2022
Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.
Friend 2: Look again...
Friend 1: Oh, shit!
Friend 2: Look again...
Friend 1: Oh, shit!
by Scrotti October 31, 2011