vehicular idiot

1. An idiot that has been conjoined with a vehicle, in some cases by birth.
2. A non-walking, non-stationary idiot.
I'm a walking idiot. What does that even mean, like, I don't think there's like a... what? I don't think there's like a stationary idiot, or like a vehicular idiot, I don't know why I said a walking idiot. I guess I'm just kinda proving my own point here, aren't I, right?
by Zorua 73926 March 13, 2016
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a guy that will never lose his virginity i think
hey vehicular manslaughter (crimas) did you seggs moes yesterday
by nutcracker420 December 21, 2021
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vehicular skunkslaughter

sending a guilty little skunk to oblivion with your car, only to scrape his carcass up off the road later and torch him with a bic in your heady fatty tin foil pipe. if you bring a torched skunk to your local city hall, you will get a hundred dollar reward. kill all skunks
dude, last night i was drunk driving and i committed vehicular skunkslaughter...it was lucky i was just starting to lose my buzz
by Elijah.t February 29, 2012
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Vehicular Flatulence

When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.
Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.
by Zhangerzilla May 14, 2024
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Vehicular Manburger Helper

Hurry! Get IN the way! I’m committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!”
by TheBingusMan November 23, 2023
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Vehicular Crackicide

A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.
Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!
by DickDaze February 10, 2012
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Vehicular Imprint

Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind
Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.
by Jason Jadloski June 15, 2007
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