vegetarian

A very popular diet to have in modern society today. Many vegetarians claim that eating meat is a "thing of the past" and our canine teeth are "relics of an older humanity" or some other hippie shit. If early man ate nothing but vegetables, we would be a VERY different race of people and no one seems to realize that. Humanity was based on meat; whether or not you could find meat could signal the end of your tribe. If the homo sapien species were herbivores, we would all be shorter, weaker, slower, etc. In short, the world would be populated with hippies, instead of guys like the US Marines. You think THEY'RE vegetarians?

You traitor. :P

Bottom line: Eating meat is in your fucking blood. You can try to get around it, but it's been there since the dawn of humanity.

Honestly people, do you think body builders get as big as they do by being vegetarians?

by Vote for Hippie Death Camps May 11, 2006

vegetarian

Plant Killers

The Plant Killing Hippies, also known as vegetarians, eat no meat because they only like grass.

by Sean Grube March 12, 2003

vegetarian

A wonderful person because the more vegetarians the more meat for those who are meatetarians.

Blood flows in our veins, whats wrong with slurping some off of our plate you vegetarian?

by sb123baby February 2, 2009

vegetarian

The people which cause global warming by eating plants that produce oxygen instead of eating cows which produce methane leading to a hole in the ozone layer and many heat waves.

Damn those vegetarians! Al Gore should really do something about them.

by chunkmachine 99 December 9, 2008

vegetarian

A person who suffers from an insane, freak brain disorder which causes them to not want to eat meat!!! It is believed that the disorder comes from the tree-hugging, crazed environmentalist idea that killing animals is wrong, among other similar reasons.

Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.

Me: hey karis let's get a meat feast pizza... mmmmm.. pepperoni.. ham.. sausage.. *drools*

Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*

by lew90 September 5, 2008

vegetarian

A big loser who doesn't like to eat many good foods and constantly preaches their vegetarian garbage

A vegetarian told me not to eat hamburgers, so I ate him instead

by PEL!ODS April 17, 2003

vegetarian

a: Evil people who try to make us believe that we are not designed to eat meat, despite millions of years of proof that we are, indeed, omnivores. b: The diet of the Hindu (excluding the Hindu of Bali because they eat meat). c: What faggots, teenage/college girls, hippies, female Yuppies, and otherwise idiots like to call themselves, even though we all know they're hiding a bucket of chicken wings in the fridge at home. d: A hypocrite who protests "Meat is Murder" while licking a honey-flavored ice cream cone.

I eat chicken and fish because I'm a vegetarian

by Anonymous February 8, 2003