Vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat ANY meat. pescatarianism is kinda lame-o. despite, what most guys would think, girls LOVE veg dudes. they think it's wicked hawwwt.

art student: "I wish more guys were vegetarians, I don't want to raise my kids with some bacon-eater"

gal pal: "I heard tim, from painting seminar II is veg."

art student: "oh my god, that is SO hot. I'm totally gonna bang him laterrrrr."

Vegetarian by thesupposedjew December 29, 2008

Vegetarian 

Vegetarians are people who are so against the killing of animals for food, that they condemn themselves to eating vegetables for the rest of their lives.

Carnivorous Person: Hey man want some bacon?

Vegetarian: Sorry, I don't like the fact that someone killed the animal that it came from, therefore I will continue to eat this lettuce leaf

Vegetarian by 1nfinitycraft November 30, 2013

Vegetarian 

Someone like me, who doesn't eat any meat or fish. I actually get a lot of stick for being one.
Vegetarians tend to live a healthier lifestyle, no matter what people say. We generally live an extra seven years because we are not eating "meat" from places like McDonalds. There are many reasons why people become vegetarians, and it's not always because they think that eating animals is cruel. Also, it is not as restricted as quite a few people think.

Guy: So, do you wanna go to McDonalds and grab a burger?
Girl: No thanks, do you know what is actually in there? There are chicken claws and all other left over parts of chicken in there.
Guy 2: Good thing I'm a vegetarian.


Boy: You want some turkey??
Girl: No thanks.
Boy: WTF, are you one of those chicken lover vegetarians?
Girl: I am, actually *walks away*.
Boy: Hey, wait! *thinks* Ahh crap, how was I supposed to know she didn't eat meat? And I was just gonna ask her out...

Vegetarian by X_Natasha_X June 25, 2008

vegetarian 

an amazing person who has the self control to not eat meat, which is viciously slaughtered in filthy surroundings. a vegetarian is someone who believes animals have the right to live and do not deserve to be exploited for their meat. meat eaters are terribly selfish, simple minded people who do not know what goes in in slaughterhouses. there are laws that allow slaughterhouse animals certain rights, and slaughterhouses often overlook these laws until they are caught. the sadistic and disturbed workers take their frustrations out on the animals in absolutely malicious ways.

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oh and for the guy that commented about how plants are living organisms so being vegetarian is pointless... YOU need to read a biology book. vegetarians do not eat ANIMALS, no one ever said anything about organisms... plants may be organisms but they DO NOT feel pain, and they are not animals in any form, they feed through photosynthesis, divide their cells by mitosis (not meiosis as animals do), and THEY ARE COMPOSED OF COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KIND OF CELLS THAN ANIMALS. (plant cells have a large central vacuole, cell wall, and chloroplasts.)

LEARN YOUR SHIT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY YOU mercutio000000000000

BY THE WAY VEGETARIAN IS NOT SPELLED VEGITARIAN.

here is just ONE disgusting company that abuses animals... KFC!!!!
"Employees of Kentucky Fried Chicken, one of the biggest fast-food chains of poultry, were caught in July 2004, torturing their chickens for fun. Workers were videoed stomping on chickens, kicking them, and slamming them violently against floors and walls. Workers also ripped the animals' beaks, twisted their heads off, spray-painted their faces, and squeezed the chickens' bodies until they would die."

tchnews.com

"vegetarian"

vegetarian by greenandgreener April 21, 2010

vegetarian 

Originates from an Indian word meaning "Bad Hunter"

Indian: "I couldn't catch any game today"
Chief: "You fucking vegetarian"

vegetarian by Bob the Vegan September 3, 2007

vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat anything with a face

also known as "veggie head"

dude- why rn't u gettin a burger?

vegetarian- cause i'm a veggie head

dude- so u don eat meat

vegetarian- nothing living

dude (who is smarter than 1 might think)- so u don eat plants

vegetarian- actually, my mistake, i don eat anything with a face

vegetarian by Lexy "Veggie Head" December 6, 2006

vegetarian 

someone who doesn't eat anything to do with animals. people are NOT vegetarians if they eat fish, gelatine, wear leather etc. they are sad. yeah i'm elitist, so what?

1- "hey look at me and my hot-ass leather shoes, tuna sandwich and PETA shirt. i totally believe in animal rights and i'd never eat one."

2- "so.....you'd never harm a living animal?"

1- "never, it's wrong."

2- "so that dead cow on your feet and dead fish on your hands didn't die for you?"

1- "..............fiddlesticks."

vegetarian by mhairi April 7, 2005