The doctor is going to vasectomate me.
by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009
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I gotta have a vasextomy, without my girlfriend next to me
Janet: So John won't be back from his trip for another two weeks?
Amanda: Yeah, we're going through a vasextomy right now
Janet: 🍑
Janet: So John won't be back from his trip for another two weeks?
Amanda: Yeah, we're going through a vasextomy right now
Janet: 🍑
by Manda+JaMiS January 11, 2017
Get the vasextomy mug.A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
Get the Vastectomy mug.The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.
This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.
For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.
For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.
Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.
Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
by diablogate December 17, 2008
Get the vagectomy mug.After getting a vastectomy, telling the girl you are sleeping with you are not getting married unless she gets pregnant leading to massive amounts of sex. Aided greatly by her belief you have money.
by appleb July 30, 2010
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