Vagasaurus

when a person can be declared the biggest pussy of them all..a vagasaurus

wow you could have got her number you vagasaurus

by christophorus August 20, 2010

Vala

1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.

1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

vagashole

when the vigina is so ripped it murges with the asshole

shes been around shes got a vagashole

by Scratch45 May 11, 2008

Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.

"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"

by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007

Valapecia

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.

Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"

by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007

vagasshole

noun. VUH-jass-hole. The product of two formerly separate orifices joined by an overzealous episiotomy.

That doctor was so scalpel happy, I now have to deal with this pesky vagasshole.

by stc387 February 23, 2014

Vagasaurus Rex

An aggressive vag eating animal (lesbian)

Wow I was attacked by a Vagasaurus Rex last night ;)

by Livvi s March 8, 2016