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Vagoozle

When a female tries to convince a male that she a penis
Damn, that bitch vagoozled me.
by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017
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Vagiron

A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.
Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.
by Eldrich July 23, 2018
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Vagaroni

The fully exposed front body of a female. Breasts and vagina are on full display outside of bathroom, shower or bed areas. Usually done as part of another process such as getting dressed. Can also be used to cool down in the summer heat.
In the summer evenings, my wife likes to unwind with a glass of wine and go full vagaroni.
by AndiWhorehole May 15, 2019
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vagnostic

A person who has to deny she is a lesbian because everyone assumes she is.
Hey, I don't go to the Church of Our Lady of Internal Genitalia...I guess you could call me a vagnostic.
by quillian5000 April 21, 2009
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vagoo

An alternate name for a woman's vagina, as introduced by the Rayne Summers character on the Least I Could Do webcomic.
What? You need an example on how to use a woman's vagoo?
by Zecc September 1, 2008
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Vagoner

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!
by Kaycee B February 13, 2008
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Vagodorant

Commonly known as feminine deodorant spray (FDS). Vagodorant can be known as any substance that masks or neutralizes the smell of a womans vagina, or the smell left from becoming active with a womans vagina.
"My girl and I hooked up after running through the park. My junk smelled of sex so bad that I had to borrow her Vagodorant until I could get to the shower back at my place."
by bee55 January 27, 2009
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