urethrelephant

A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, pulling until it is ripped out of the victim's body. The urethrelephant then proceeds to hoarde the urethras for later eating.Commonly seen in Lord of the Rings movies.

"Good lord, that man is being disemurethraed by a urethrelephant!"

by supaDISC April 26, 2004

urethral play

stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. May also involve electro stimulation.

I got myself off by inserting a urethral tube in my dick and jacking until I came.Urethral play is my favorite way to get off.

by Roji Taka December 17, 2005

ureni

a much more elegant way of saying urine

Person 1: "yo man where you going?"
Person 2: "i'm going to let this ureni drain out of my bottle"

by pumadarling October 16, 2011

Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

by VyXious January 12, 2018

Urethra swab

A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra

Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.

by PsnPteredon June 11, 2019

Poopy Urethra

When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.

In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."

"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.

I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!

"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!

by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019

Tamaki Désirée Ureáux

Is a saucy brilliant chère. A few friends and her, are planning the best tour to hit the world with Cinema Bizarre, Space Cowboy and Lady Gaga called the "Bang The Fame Tour". Though some mean chicks have been spreading rumors about her and certain bands (which her best friend and also very popular Zarah, has been involved with), know that she is a card, and thus far has been able to overcome these adversities. She usually goes by the shorter version of her middle name "Desi" and is popularly known throughout the world wide web as "DesiDiscoDoll" appropriately given to her because of her vibrant personality and charisma.

Boy: What is the name of the magazine that Desi is starting?
Girl: Do you mean Tamaki Désirée Ureáux?

Boy: Yeah her!
Girl: The magazine is Leopard Decay, and its amazing.
Boy: I need to get my hands on it as soon as it comes out.

by SherrySherry October 25, 2009