When you're attracted to someone whilst both or at least one of you are drunk, and you almost hook up but don't for one reason or another, unrequited drunk attraction is when you still feel that underlying attraction towards said person even after the alcohol has drained out of your liver. AKA, the next day, week, month, etc.
Patti: I'm not interested in him, I still just really want to hook up with him ever since that night when we were so wasted and he wanted to hook up with me but we got interrupted...
Andrea: That must be a case of unrequited drunk attraction.
Andrea: That must be a case of unrequited drunk attraction.
by An0nym0us! September 22, 2009
Get the unrequited drunk attraction mug.When you love someone who doesnt love you back. When you cant stop imagining life as their lover but it will eternally remain a fantasy; as they dont think of you in that way.
Tom may never know how deeply may cares for him. How she longs for him so intensely. How much it hurts to know it is and may always be unrequited love.
by Meloncholysoul18 August 10, 2018
Get the Unrequited love mug.It sucks. There's nothing you can do to get rid of it. It'll never go away, just sit in the corner waiting to be real for someone else. All the while being too spoiled to accept someone else who truly loves you, because you're waiting for that one person, holding out hope that they're just timid. It'll take the utter snuffing out of hope to realize that they don't want you. And what hurts even worse is in some instances they're quietly unaware of their effect.
by Just a Heartbroken kid October 22, 2018
Get the Unrequited Love mug.It’s having an over active imagination. It’s being able to see an entire relationship in your head. The conversations, the time spent together. All of the meticulously planned. Only for you to wake up and realize that it isn’t even real. And that that person barely even knows you exist.
by Buddy@07 October 7, 2018
Get the Unrequited love mug.TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
Get the TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome mug.by emmie’s love July 5, 2021
Get the unrequited love mug.The personification of hell on earth. It is when you love someone so much, you blind yourself to the reality that they wont love you back, or atleast love you as much as you love them. It is the never ending cycle of pain and misery, trying to hold a conversation is equivalent to waiting for a plane at a train station. You live in the delusion of your own creation, telling yourself that eventually you'll get what you want, eventually ending in heartbreak.
by Averagescienceenjoyer February 9, 2024
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