Uni Wooni Wasabi 

The name you give as your own when ordering chinese food to receive the unsolicited 20% "family discount".

Hello, I'd like too place an order for delivery please... Yes the name is Uni Wooni Wasabi... Wink wink

Uni Wooni Wasabi by lo mein lover January 14, 2011

Uni-Shark 

a Shark that has a rainbow color for its body color, and a unicorn horn that shoots out rainbows on its head, and has wings so it can fly around.

"you know that KA_TheLegend flies the legendary Uni-Shark"

Uni-Shark by KA_TheLegend February 24, 2017

Uni-Glute 

Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.

That poor Uni-Glute got too drunk and fell off his stool.

Uni-Glute by UGF January 27, 2009

Uni Special 

1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.

WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..

Uni Special by Peter Kim March 8, 2003

Uni-coital 

Having relations with ones self.

I'm about to hit the shower for some uni-coital activities!

Uni-coital by J McGill November 29, 2012

Uni Massive 

a group of people who cant get enough of the uni 'fresher' lifestyle throughout every year of their course. A typical uni massive would go to the Student Union and stay till closing love to dress up in costumes, buy shots, and act like a dick head.

Uni Massive: WERE IN UNI.... WE LOVE SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTs...GOOOOOO UNI....

Non Uni Massive: look at them bunch of 'uni massive' nobs over there

Uni Massive by ihateunimassive January 21, 2011

Uni-Beaver 

The act of a female not trimming her vaginal area thus growing a trail of hair from her rear end to her vagina. Much as a Uni-Brow is to unkept eyebrows.

Man I was with this chic for the first time last night and wanted to show off my swirl skills but when i got down there she had the full Uni-Beaver going on.

Uni-Beaver by Master-Linguist March 13, 2009