Ukrainian Mistletoe

When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head

Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Ukrainian

A man from ukrainian descent, that was not struck by ghenghis khan and his samll penised army. Thus, making that mans penis very large.
People who were raped by ghenghis khans army, are now known as russians, who have normal sized penises.

DO NOT FORGET. Ukrainians have the biggest penis ever, even more the black people's penis.

Look at ukrainian Yuri, he has a huge penis!

by Shamen & Goozie August 30, 2006

Ukrainian Waterslide

When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.

Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.

by RoawdyC June 3, 2016

Ukraine

member of the CIS. Very beautiful women with healthy chests and hot accents.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Ukrainian Piledriver

When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his penis out, positions himself right below the woman's mouth. He then releases the pulley. Right before the woman's mouth hits his penis, he trusts upwards with his penis, shoving his cock in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.

"Last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a UP (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her."

"..........YES!!" (high fives)

by Darryl Harding August 22, 2006

ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009