(Boy)Hey girl enjoy that hot load of my man sauce. "Dingdong." (Girl)Oh Billy the paper boy is here to teach you how it's done by using your gravy as organic lube AKA Ugandan Warlord. Shade grown lube biotch!
by I am a horrible person! January 15, 2016

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012

The best joke in the whole world and if anyone tells you otherwise then they obviously don't watch Rick and Morty and have a very low IQ.
Bill "UGANDAN MEMES ARE FUNNY!" *wheezing on the floor*
John"Dude that meme is old it's not funny anymore and it's really repetitive"
Bill" And that kids is why John now lives in a mental hospital"
John"Dude that meme is old it's not funny anymore and it's really repetitive"
Bill" And that kids is why John now lives in a mental hospital"
by gort milker May 14, 2018

Idiot 1: DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?
Idiot 2: HAHA UGANDAN KNUCKLES IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Smart Person: You guys are retarded.
Idiot 2: HAHA UGANDAN KNUCKLES IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Smart Person: You guys are retarded.
by Ann Annamos May 7, 2018

DO U KNO DA WAE
U DO NOT KNO DA WAE
DER IS NO WAE
WHY ARE U RUNNING
LET US CONKER
U R NOT FROM UGANDA
I NEVER FREEZE
WE NEVAH FREEZE
U DO NOT KNO DA WAE
DER IS NO WAE
WHY ARE U RUNNING
LET US CONKER
U R NOT FROM UGANDA
I NEVER FREEZE
WE NEVAH FREEZE
by Mr Laiuo May 1, 2018

by Copy the Compcom June 11, 2018

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.
Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.
by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011
