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spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend
by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011
mugGet the spare tyre friendmug.

lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.
" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "
by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003
mugGet the lets rotate these tyresmug.

Poppy de Tyre

A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
by Stuckee de Truckee September 16, 2008
mugGet the Poppy de Tyremug.

Bono, my tyres are gone

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us
by SLKILL March 17, 2021
mugGet the Bono, my tyres are gonemug.

Tyree Connor

Tyree Connor is godlike He is bigger than you

Mouth drop when it’s seen.
by Snapdragon November 24, 2021
mugGet the Tyree Connormug.

Tyree jackson

Tyree is a punk name, he is really a punk I mean it. He is a tall dumbass that gets on everybody’s nerves. Also if they are named Tyree they cannot spell anything slightly difficult. They play a gay sport and could never be faster than their other sibling.
Tyree Jackson is a punk and can’t play sports
by John sneilder May 23, 2019
mugGet the Tyree jacksonmug.

you let my tyres down

You disappointed me; or did not live up to an earlier promise.
ScoMo: You let my tyres down, Pauline.
Pauline: Eat a bag of chips, libtard.
by Gusbo December 3, 2019
mugGet the you let my tyres downmug.

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