typewiper

Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.

Katie Hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on bog paper.

by mackyaj January 14, 2017

type writer

A poet or author who writes passionately about one subject and one alone. Simular to type cast, type writer is a play on words as well as an adjective, usually negative.

Robert Frost is such a type writer, he's always talking about fucking nature.

by AnnaSthesia High December 20, 2006

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004

type-writer

A kind of shirt (ususally an over-shirt) that with time will sag or move to one side, thus causing one to have to keep pulling it back to the other side like a type-writer. This happens most commonly with girls as some shirts will move to one side as it flows, but gets stuck on a boob.

Guy: Hey, you've got some type-writer action going on.
Girl: Ugh! I know, this shirt is so annoying, but cute!

by DecemberSparkler November 3, 2011

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021