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Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.
--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.
by Delta Chi May 21, 2006
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teshed

to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
by mulz69 August 25, 2011
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Tesh

The genre of music including, but not limited to, easy listening piano themes, starry vocals, and musical cheese.
"Bruh, your sister's jazz recital was pretty Tesh."
by Buster Hymen April 13, 2006
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Tyeshree

The most beautiful, loving and caring girl you could ever meet. She is perfect in all ways, even if she doesn’t feel perfect. She is a princess in my eyes. If you ever meet a Tyeshree(she’s mine back off)
Tyeshree will you be my girlfriend?
by Hannah_Jeonx December 28, 2022
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Tesheia

PHISH!!! So phun and phabulous its not even phunny! she is so phucking amazing, if you ever meet one consider yourself extremely lucky because Tesheia's are very rare and just so phantabulous all together!
I met a Tesheia yesterday!

what?!?!?! you are soooo lucky!
by phantubula August 2, 2010
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thyeshya

Thyeshya means a gorgeous girl who is kind hearted and cares for everyone around her. She has very few friends but cares for them with all of her heart. Although she can be stubborn, she always has the right intent and offers her best advice to everyone. She is not afraid to party a little and live life but is still very smart and puts 100% into her school work.
Thyeshya is the best
by love y’all December 3, 2019
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Taeshon

A funny and successful person who has riches and success down the line.
that taeshon is great
by xjayxx January 14, 2020
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