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tattlecrap

Information someone tells on another, without their prior knowledge, and adding other crap to heighten the tale.
She or He is guilty of tattlecrap!
by Mean Red Spider September 6, 2018
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Tattle tale

A kid who runs to an authority figure to get another kid punished.
Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2019
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Twatterboarded

When a male is performing oral sex on a female,
who is sitting on his face, and she squirts in his
mouth right as he takes a breath causing him to
aspirate on her love juices.
Laurianne was riding my face and Twatterboarded me with no heads up whatsoever.
by bighurtrocks October 20, 2022
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Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.
by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009
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twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"
by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009
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Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.
Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.
by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009
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hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.
guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...
by Nickthehick September 10, 2006
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