twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

tranked

So tired it feels as though you've been shot with a tranquilizer dart.

I was so tranked last night I went to bed at 6.

by ampm1218 September 6, 2009

Shit tanked

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

by LVPC December 18, 2008

Side-Twacked

When you are supposed to be somewhere, but you hit the pipe a few too many times, you are so spun on meth that you end up on about five different side missions.

1. 3:00AM--
"I know I was supposed to be here at noon but I had to go the store, smoke, pick up carl, smoke, ran into Lisa & Rachel, smoke, went home to change clothes and check my e-mail, smoke, and ended up on Urban Dictionary for hours. I guess I got side tracked". "More like Side-Twacked".
2. "Put down the pipe and come strait here. Don't go getting Side-Twacked alright".

by Sue Pergone November 25, 2006

Twanged

Twanged / twanging / Twangage - The art of discretely unclipping a females bra with the click of your finger and thumb in one swift move to create a look of panic on the recipient of the twang. This tends to work best on an attractive work colleague at Christmas parties etc.

I cant believe you twanged me at the party

by SecretSanta2011 December 26, 2011

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanked

used when describing a bad performance on a test.

I took a test for a possible promotion today, and I know I tanked it.

Looks like I'll be working my shitty desk job the rest of my life, wordFFS/word

by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003