Tuna

That which confuses Jessica Simpson.

Chicken of the Sea? It doesn't taste like chicken.

by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004

Tuna Town

A Vagina

Im gonna go pull the ol skin boat into tuna town!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power September 5, 2007

tunacorn

A mythical creature like a unicorn, however, a tuna fish with a spherical horn upon his head. Often violent and very territorial, extremely dangerous. Reclusive but will attack if it feels threatened.

Marty: I went swimming in the lake yesterday Sarah…the damndest thing happened…
Sarah: What my love?
Marty: I felt this poking in my butthole and when I waded out of the water to investigate, I found, much to my dismay, a fuckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my ass!
Sarah: Oh my God! You were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!

by donkey shave August 28, 2009

Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.

Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

Tunamomcow

A place/woman/person that reminds you of Tuna, your mom and a cow at the same time is called a Tunamomcow.

"Wow, she looks like Tuna"
"No, she looks like my mom"
"wait a minute, she looks like a cow"
"Dude, I should have told you before, shes a Tunamomcow"

by Radest Fucking Dude Ever February 8, 2009

Tuna fleet

-noun.

1. A group of skanky women.

2. A group of women so tacky, self-absorbed and attention starved that some of them might dare to wear a white dress to another woman's wedding.

3. A gathering of former high school cheerleaders who never quite lost their desire to go all the way, in spite of the fact that they are now in their 40s.

Whoa! That's quite a tuna fleet there!

by wordweaver May 26, 2010