Table tumor

Being fat with a big belly

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

Flag

Get the Table tumor mug.

love tumor

a cheeky way of referring to a fetus in utero.

She'll feel much better once she's gotten that love tumor out of her.

by Dehumanizethis! December 31, 2018

Flag

Get the love tumor mug.

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Flag

Get the Advanced Corpse Tumor mug.

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

Flag

Get the Curvy Couch Tumors mug.

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

Flag

Get the Nail polish tumor mug.

Boomer Humor Tumor

When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.

Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.

Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?

by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020

Flag