Tugeye

used and spelled in many different ways :Tugeye, tug, Dugeye, dug or like cooked people say it chugeye, its pretty much what native people say after something funny or to dumb people, it means dirty dick

whats up dugeye
TUGEEYYYEEE!!
Your a fucking tugeye

by anonymous November 8, 2020

turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

Tuke

The greatest insult of all time. Most commonly used with a negative tone of voice but can sometimes be perceived as a compliment. Pronounced in a a very low, deep rumbling tone of voice and can be drawn out for as long as the user may feel is necessary.

Also the name of a dance move called "the Tuke" in which one spreads his/her arms out wide while rolling the wrists and simultaneously crossing his/her legs over one another at the ankles.

"You're a Tuke!"
"TUUUUUUUKKKKEEEE"
"Son do me a favor hit the Tuke one more time"

by SlappyCrew December 31, 2015

Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.

"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013

Angry Turkey

After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.

"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"

by JimmyDick September 25, 2011

Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

by ave boss December 8, 2013

Dirty Turkey

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.

I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?

by Spiritualist January 15, 2020