Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010

French Tugboat

When you give your nuts a generous coating of milk and put them in a female's (or male's) mouth

OR

When a female (or male) gargles milk and a guy puts his nuts in her mouth

Hey Frank, do you like it when Brett gives you the French tugboat?

by Jake n Bake 27 December 29, 2008

Muddy Tugboat

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.

Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.

by KellieS June 7, 2009

flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

Twisted Tugboat

You have a threesome, as you're doing one girl in the butt the other girl comes from behind, grabs your balls and twists it into a grip and uses your balls to help push and pull you into the other girl.

I was doing Isabel from behind and Tina came around and gave me the twisted tugboat because she noticed I was getting tired.

by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009

detroit tugboat

To pull a tampon out of your girlfriend with your teeth and procede to pleasure her.

I gave my girlfriend the ole' detroit tugboat last night and it was rather messy.

by Roz Nacci January 12, 2009

Sunken Tugboat

A hand job underwater. Preferiably in a hottub.

"Bro we got in the 'jucooz and she gave me a Sunken Tugboat."

by Bposten November 24, 2011