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Tu-Sty Disease

The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.

Cause: unknown

Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.

Bro2: Bro, why?

Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.

Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.

*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018
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Tu papi munanyo

The question is one that is rhetorical. It's translate to "is your dad a banana . Banana being a reference to the male reproductive organ. English translation would be something to the effect of - did you come from you father balls. When used as a greatting between freinds it's as if saying "brother from another mother,' The relation being that we are family is the fact that we both came from "balls," one should consider this inclination when think I'm a more global scale and with the constraint in the future with the racisim it's doesn't matter what color your skin is who considered who to be superior the fact remains that we all came from balls .So let's not be dicks about it
by Byrdbyrdbyrd May 29, 2021
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Tu Cola Day

Tu cola day is on January 26 where you go up to everyone you know and saw tu cola and walk away without saying a word :)
Hey!! Tu Cola :)))) What? Its Tu Cola Day
by Tu_Cola_Day_creator January 10, 2022
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Tu Mama Es Gorda

translation means, "your mom is fat"
WARNING: IF YOU SAY THIS TO AN UNKNOWN MEXICAN KID, THEY'LL POSSIBLY ATTACK YOU OR ANNOY YOU (no offence)
it's also known as a joke as well, but in case people has a dead mom/a poor mom, they'd cry than attack you
but yeah.あなたのお母さんは太っている.
Y/N: "Tu Mama Es Gorda"
spanish-1: "YOU MOTHERFU-"
spanish-2: "MY! MOM! IS! NOT! FAT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
spanish-3: "w-what? no-no that not true..." *crying intensifies*
spanish-4: "haha true"
me: "fug that sh!t tu mama gay"
by DynastyAnimatez24 January 20, 2022
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Tu 'Ta Cloro

A Dominican phrase which means, do you understand or is it clear? Yet Cloro is Dominican, yes Dominican not Castellano, for Clorox (a brand of bleach). As you know bleach makes clothing white or clear, hence
tu 'ta cloro.
1st Person: Loco no me toca mi Brugal, tu 'ta cloro?

2nd Person: Pero que la baina?
by El_Mayimbe January 16, 2010
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tu pues

You smell in french. Used to call other people smelly in english too though. (pronounced too pyoo)
Person1 :Tu pues!
Person2: :(
by Yaziyo May 6, 2005
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tu shay

An alternative to the word "touche", which is defined as "Used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or a successful criticism or an effective point in argument." This alternative in particular pertains to the latter half of that definition only. Jon The Korean coined this infinitely useful, and infinitely hilarious, alternative spelling.
(as originally used by Jon The Korean)

"I can't believe this thread is on its second page."

"Tu shay."
by PoorAssRacing May 19, 2005
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